You are not one of the guys...
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
She's in hypersexual drive
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Young meat is cougar feast
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
She calls it dedication
Czech me out eating this cock
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
She takes heavy duty usage
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
A date with a damn fine ass
Holy tits sis, what's with those?